Total Medals Earned: 897 (From
123 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,745 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.